cocktail menu
vodka cocktails
traditional martini
traditional clear martini shaken or stirred with your choice of vodka and olives or a twist
from 15
horny little devil
dzięgielówka angelica vodka, dry vermouth & fresh lime shaken& strained, served with olives to compliment
17.5
dirty martini
traditional dirty style martini with clear vodka, dry vermouth & olive juice, served with 2 olives
el benny hotel
a bit margarita, a bit daiquiri, heaps of vodka and lime with a salt rim
16
sugar mama
mostly burnt caramel vodka with strawberry, chocolate and cream
keith richards
green faery absinthe and benedictine with orange, limit 3 per customer
20
velvet fog
czech absinth, melon vodka, apple liqueur, pineapple juice shaken with sugar and lemon juice
17
bee sting martini
medos honey vodka shaken with żołądkowa, chilli vodka
and a honey rim
ninja love
wiśniówka cherry vodka and gin with lemon and a campari sugar rim
angel with a broken arm
like a singapore sling made from fine polish vodkas, deceptively
easy to drink
furious hippo
a complex and slightly more boozy version of the espresso martini
when furious is in town he wouldn’t drink anything else
shockolate martini
chocolate vodka and white crème de cacao stirred through fresh chilli and crushed coffee beans
chocolate martini
van gogh chocolate vodka, czekoladowa afrykańska, vanilla vodka & chocolate syrup strained over fresh cream & topped with a strawberry
espresso martini
żubrówka vodka, kahlua & fresh coffee shaken with ice
fascist moon
bohemian lover with van gogh chocolate vodka and fresh orange
little miss moonshine
castellan, cassis and benedictine with lime and blueberries
16.5
compendium
żubrówka, green apple liqueur, vanilla vodka, lime & apple juice shaken with a hint of absinthe in a sugar glazed martini glass; our signature drink
apple cider martini
apple brandy, apple liqueur & a splash of champagne garnished with an apple flower
the land of ladies
strawberry liqueur, a mystery vodka and lemon juice manages to
taste a little bit like natural confection company snakes
lychee martini
ginger vodka, lemon vodka shaken with lychee syrup, heaps of fresh lemon and elderflower cordial – the best around
snow queen
absolut vanilla vodka, blueberry liqueur, crème de cacao & a dash of fresh cream shaken & strained into a sugar glazed martini glass
15.5
melting manesh moment
delicious massenez crème de cacao, castellan oak aged vodka and a dash of peach bitters is smooth and sweet like deputy man-dog
lemon meringue pie
advocaat, vanilla vodka, lemon juice and cream shaken together
like alcoholic lassi
almond croissant
vanilla infused sobieski, shaken with love, advocaat, cinnamon, cream & almond syrup
14.5
honey on toast
medos honey vodka with cinnamon, cream and crème de cacao shaken into a honey rimmed martini glass
wanted: hor hare - reward £1000
horseradish vodka and honey vodka meet in the badlands
19
pine lime splice
a tropical blend of pineapple vodka and fresh lime shaken until fluffy with egg white
spoilt princess
clear vodka, pink grapefruit, fresh lemon, fluffy egg white shaken with ice and topped with a maraschino cherry
12
little red riding hood
sobieski vanilla, wild strawberry liqueur & soda sliced fresh strawberries and cream, everything a big bad wolf could want
flirty berty
żubrówka vodka, cranberry juice & fresh lime shaken and layered with crème de cassis in a cocktail glass
15
muddled drinks
lemonade 20c
clear vodka, żołądkowa, lots of diced fresh lemon & a dash of lemonade – very refreshing
cherry limeade
forget what you know about cherry drinks, this is freakin’ awesome
something wicked this way comes
fresh strawberries muddled with mint, żubrówka, raspberry coulis and lemon vodka shaken with crushed ice and served with an icing sugar rim
la boheme
this is truly our most delicate and refined alcoholic slushy ever, absinthe and benedictine with lime
diminished responsibility
piołunówka absinthe & cytrynówka vodka muddled with fresh lemon ale over crushed ice
dawa
say “hakuna matata” and drink this delicious kenyan classic: vodka, lemon, lime and honey
13.5
same same but different
ginger vodka, lemon liqueur vodka and passionfruit make you believe in summer
long black
clear vodka, fresh espresso & brown sugar muddled with mint and crushed ice
11.5
the boss’s daughter
orange vodka, brown sugar, muddled with mint, fresh orange & crushed ice topped with oj
caipiroska
the classic with fresh mint and lime
apple caipiroska
green apple liqueur & lemon vodka muddled with apple, fresh lemon
14
orange and pomegranate caipiroska
vodka muddled with fresh orange, pomegranate syrup, and mint
summer iced tea
this isn’t really a muddled drink, but it is delicious with raspberry leaf vodka, iced tea, fresh lemon & lime
mixed drinks
bison and apple
żubrówka vodka with apple juice & fresh lime
8.5
teacher’s pet
cranberry vodka, apple juice, fresh lime & soda
apple pie
becherovka spiced vodka with apple juice and cinnamon
moscow mule
palace pepper vodka & fresh lime with your choice of ginger ale or ginger beer
boozehound on the ground
tummy tonic, fallen angel, cucumber, citrus, lemonade and ginger ale for summertime
school girl
absolut vanilla vodka, pineapple juice and fresh lime
the silver fox
the silver fox’s favourite tipple with vanilla vodka, fresh ginger and coke
ruby fruit jumble
cranberry vodka, peach vodka, fresh orange & pink grapefruit juice over ice and berries
the cure
piołunówka polish absinthe shaken with espresso it’s good for what ails you
11
sunburn
chilli infused vodka, campari, pink grapefruit & lemon
9.5
the drink with no name
chilli vodka, pink grapefruit, dry ginger ale & fresh lime
bloody mary
our homemade garlic and chilli infused vodka with tomato juice & fresh lemon. served with cucumber, celery, olives and tabasco
pleasant street tea
turkish apple tea, pomegranate molasses and medos honey vodka, served hot or iced to your fancy
borsch, vodka and tears
polish borsch, chilli and garlic vodka, worcestershire and tabasco
herbert’s angel
dzięgielówka angelica vodka served with fresh lime, cucumber and tonic
the tallulah special
extra large shot of kosher vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice, soda and extra special trimmings!
10.5
champagne cocktails
g-spot
wiśniówka cherry vodka with champagne
you’re turning violet, violet
blueberry liqueur, champagne & fresh blueberries
my fair marmalady
żołądkowa gorzka and champagne with citrus peel
starry starry night
quince liqueur and champagne
xanadu
balsam żołądkowy and champagne
vodka shots
flu shot
wild bee honey vodka with fresh lemon juice
7.5
polish bitch
trojka vodka with sour cherry syrup, laced with tabasco
vodkacino
sweet hazelnut vodka with espresso, cream and chocolate
sick party
van gogh chocolate vodka, wiśniówka sour cherry vodka and fee brothers’ whiskey barrel aged bitters
take your pants off
dzięgielówka and a drop of mint bitters
dirty bitch
crystal vodka, olive juice and tabasco sauce
after dinner mint
van gogh chocolate vodka and żołądkowa mint vodka
off the richter
czekoladowa afrykańska and galliano vanilla
nuke ‘em all
pure rectified spirit, dave’s insanity sauce and cherry vodka. great for practical jokes, 1 per customer
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